Post by Ms. Halliwell on Sept 8, 2007 6:26:06 GMT -5
Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.
Piper: Hi, Phoebe. Need a diaper change?
Phoebe: Haha, very funny. Look, we need you to come home right away by midnight or else...
Piper: The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?
Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
[Piper looks at her]
Piper: Really? We ran that long?
Phoebe: No, that's how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
Piper: I haven't been comparing - I've just been... talking.
Phoebe: Non-stop.
Paige: So how exactly do I bless this thing?
Phoebe: With your blood. Come on.
[takes Paige into the dining room and holds up a needle]
Phoebe: This'll just hurt a little.
Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.
(great ^^)
Phoebe: You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue
Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...
all great, and there a still very good ones (also already having been posted!)
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.
Piper: Hi, Phoebe. Need a diaper change?
Phoebe: Haha, very funny. Look, we need you to come home right away by midnight or else...
Piper: The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?
Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
[Piper looks at her]
Piper: Really? We ran that long?
Phoebe: No, that's how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
Piper: I haven't been comparing - I've just been... talking.
Phoebe: Non-stop.
Paige: So how exactly do I bless this thing?
Phoebe: With your blood. Come on.
[takes Paige into the dining room and holds up a needle]
Phoebe: This'll just hurt a little.
Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.
(great ^^)
Phoebe: You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue
Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...
all great, and there a still very good ones (also already having been posted!)