Favorite Paige quotes

[HollymCombs]

Post all of your favorite Paige quotes here! Here are some of mine!

Phoebe: "I think I found the demon. Oh my god."
Paige: "What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic."

Another one I like is

Paige: "When nothing happens, you can drag me off to the funny farm and tell them I've been brainwashed. Beleive me I could use the vacation."

[TutorGirl]

Paige: Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.

Piper: The hermit lady?

Paige: Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.

Piper: What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.

Paige: No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.

Piper: Ah, Paige!
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Piper: I'm not obsessing. What are you eating?

Phoebe: Chocolate chip cookie. Not your best.

Paige: Got milk? Ooh, don't think so.
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When I wanted to find out who I was, I didn't want to find out I was a freak.

Okay, but if I tell you all about Paige, and you use it against me, I will take out my voodoo doll and make you a very sorry man.

What do you say we click our heels and get out of this crazy joint?

You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.

You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.

But I just wanted to come back and sit on the sidelines and make sarcastic comments about my lack of style.

I'm living proof that magic happens when witches and Whitelighters hook up.

She's like Piper Lite. All the personality with none of the messy feelings.

That kid needs a serious time out
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What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get all wrinkly? Does algae pose a personal hygiene problem?

We also need to teach your half-witch baby the joy of maiming and killing demons.

Piper, listen to me, you can't just vanquish an entire house, especially our house! People are gonna notice.

This is like the entire universe is practically screaming at us to get our attention.

The few neighbors who didn't already think we were crazy have changed their minds, but the house is now surrounded with apples and sage.

[on her lucky chams] It ain't the cereal, but it's the best I can do.

[In reference to Kit, aka Katrina] You know, come to think of it, she does look awfully familiar to me.

Maybe someday I can have a date that doesn't end with, "Sorry, Nate, you can't stay cause I have to clean some demon guts off the ceiling".

An earthquake! Did I call that or what?
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Well, somebody had to cry at my funeral!

See! You're dead and you have a life!

Oh, honey! Orange is so not your color!

We’re gonna have you out of that unflattering color in no time.

Well, ladies, how are we enjoying our demon free existence?

So you’re pimping me out?

Thanks, guilt giver!

So much for happily ever after.

Holy, we have rats!

Piper, you cannot blow up the entire media.

They were...in their own special way...warning us about the Triad.

[AngelPiper1329]

Piper:"so what dude im unbrakable" Paige:"dude im not unbreakable"

Paige:"oh hey phoebe we were just talking about you" Piper:"and your batteries"

i love that episode and i love those quotes.

[TutorGirl]

Some Chris and Paige Quotes

Chris: He's safe. For now. Paige, hi.
Paige: Hi.

Paige: Power? Power's good. I like power. (She thinks for a moment.) Why do I like power?
Chris: Because you are the goddess of war.
Paige: Ahh. Well, I guess that explains the pitch fork.

Paige: Oh, it's just you.
Chris: Hello, to you too.

Paige: What kind of Whitelighter can't heal?
Chris: For the record, you can't heal either.

Chris: How about this. Three more demons, then we can talk about taking a little break.
Paige: What, do you have a quota or something?

Paige: Oh, hey, can you take the dogs back for me? The addresses are in the book.
Chris: No, there's no way. (Paige orbs out with Phoebe)

Chris: I don't believe this. It's like neither of you guys are taking this very seriously. (The bulldog barks at Chris.) Hey, do you mind?
Paige: Well, I can't help it if he doesn't like you. Hey, you were supposed to take him back home anyway.
Chris: I tried but the owners weren't there. Besides, the dog, he's not my job, he's yours.

Chris: Why? It doesn't sound like he's in any sort of trouble.
Paige: He's only stuck in a cage..

Chris: Easy. Just arrive with a warrior's soul.
Paige: Oh! Easy.

Leo: You got a dog?
Paige: No, I got a career.
Chris: Sore subject, don't ask.

Paige: Hey, Chris. What are you doing?
Chris: Wow, you look amazing.
Paige: Thank you. Um, leave it, I'll help you clean it up tomorrow.
Chris: It's okay, I don't mind. It's the least I can do.
Paige: What do you mean, the least you can do?
Chris: You know, for fighting with Leo.
Paige: He attacked you, don't worry about it.
Chris: Yeah, I know, like I said, it's cool.

Chris: Paige, did you just call me angel?

Paige: Uh, Chris, a little help here.

Chris: The fineries of what almost killed Piper aren't important. The point is she was almost killed and no one was here to help.
Paige: You're right, I'm sorry, I was kind of tied up... or cut in half.

Paige: Hey, where are you going?
Chris: I gotta go work on the next demon... stration.

Paige: Oh my god, are you okay?
Chris: Yeah, I'm fine. (He gets up.) Nice spell.

Chris: I need your help.
Paige: My help? That's rich with what you pulled. Listen, I have enough juvenile delinquents to take care of. Thanks.
(She turns to leave but Chris stops her.)
Chris: Hey, please, just hear me out. I'm running out of time.

Chris: Paige, listen to me. I need you to trust me. And I need you to get Piper and Leo to trust me too, before it's too late.

Paige: What's wrong with them?
Chris: It's a long story.
Paige: I don't know, why don't you give me the cliff notes version. Come on, Chris. You and Leo and Phoebe have all been acting weird since before the demon attacked. What is going on?
Chris: Alright, I made a little wish.
Paige: You did what?
Chris: Two little wishes.
Paige: Oh, great. It's not bad enough I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
Chris: For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
Paige: And?
Chris: For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Paige: You! Oh my god, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
Chris: No...
Paige: You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future.
Chris: No, no, no...
Paige: Oh my god, you are so gross.
Chris: I'm Piper and Leo's son.
Paige: What?

Chris: Look, I'm gonna orb over to Richard's, okay, and grab the bottle.
Paige: No, you can't. He's, uh, he's crazy right now, he might hurt you, okay? I need to strip him of his powers. It's a whole thing.

Paige: Who else knows about this?
Chris: About me? Just Phoebe.
Paige: Alright, you watch Jinny, I'm gonna go make this potion, okay?
Chris: Okay.

Chris: Hey. So how's it going?
Paige: Not so good.
Chris: What do you mean? What does she mean?

Chris: Hey, what about making a love potion and just, like, slipping it to them.
Paige: No! We're not tricking your parents.

Paige: And I will go start the love potion.
Chris: Wait, I thought you were against making the love potion?
Paige: Not if it's gonna save one of my two favourite nephews.

Paige: I don't know, it's like one minute she was totally normal, the next it's like she's freaky Phoebe.
Chris: Great. Who else saw?

Chris: Well, it's not me in there I was thinking about, it's you. I'm just making sure you're okay.
Paige: See, that's where I'd ask for money to go to the movies.
Chris: Very funny. Actually, in the future, you're the one I go to for money.
Paige: Ooh, why, am I rich?
Chris: I can't tell you that.

Paige: Ooh, father-son problems.
Chris: I have an idea, let's change the subject.

Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing.
Chris: Okay, do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?

Paige: Oh, a new theory. What's that, the third one this week?
Chris: What? Are you keeping score now?
Phoebe: She's just grumpy because she hasn't had her coffee yet.
Paige: I am not grumpy. Okay, fine, maybe a little bit, but you have to admit you've had a lot of different theories lately, and none of them have panned out.
Chris: That's why they call them theories.
Paige: Do we even get along in the future?

Chris: I am so sorry. I didn't even see him coming.
Paige: It's okay, it's not your fault. We're being watched.
Chris: What?
Paige: Sons of bitches. Where are the cameras?
Chris: What cameras?

Chris: Because I didn't think it was relevant.
Paige: Okay, that's your theme song of today. Did you notice?

Chris: Any luck with that spell yet?
Paige: You mean since the last two minutes you asked me?

Paige: Looks like we didn't lose him after all.

[TutorGirl]

I can really, really only deal with one whacked-out sister at a time.

Who are you calling, spells "r" us?

Leo: Because only the ultimate power on earth can handle Excalibur. That's why the Lady stayed in the lake, to insulate herself from the power of the sword.
Paige: Okay, so we should find Piper and then drown her.

Paige: Owww!
Leo: Feeling any better?
Paige: No, I'm pretty sure "ow" signifies that I am not, in fact, feeling any better.

Paige: Okay, you go get Phoebe, I'll go get Richard.
Piper: But what if he's infected, too?
Paige: Well, I'll save him, and then I'll kill him.

Paige: Well, as someone who's seen Carrie -- both versions-- I'd say the reunion is over.

Leo: Because nobody knows where the fairy tale fortress is. It's location has been kept secret, even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?

Piper: Egypt? Phoebe is in Egypt?
Paige: On the bright side, we'll get to see the pyramids.

Paige: I'd say Phoebe skipped straight from preoccupied to paranoid.
Leo: You're exaggerating.
Paige: Am I? Yesterday a balloon exploded and she stormed down here with a vanquishing potion.

Phoebe: "I thought I'd try again. How about Saturday night?" He is asking me out again.
Paige: Well, if you're gonna do it, I would go with Saturday, seeing as how we'll probably be dead by then.

Phoebe: Wait a minute, you just said something.
Paige: I did? Was it smart?

Paige: You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.

Paige (to Piper): Minor setback? The room is on fire! You're supposed to be figuring out a way to vanquish Necron, not yourself.

Paige: But I just wanted to come back and sit on the sidelines and make sarcastic comments about my lack of style.

Cole: It came with the job.
Paige: Uh, are you a valet parker?

Paige: Okay, but if I tell you all about Paige, and you use it against me, I will take out my voodoo doll and make you a very sorry man

Phoebe: Paige, you want to come with us?
Paige: Sorry, I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.

[TutorGirl]

Found some more.

Paige: Spells, what are you guys, witches?

Paige: What have you guys turned me into? (Paige turns and runs out the attic and out of the manor.)

Paige: Well, maybe I'm not one of you after all if I can't even make that candle… (Paige raises out her hand in the candle's direction. The candle is surrounded by blue and white bright lights and disappears and reappears in Paige's outstretched hand. Paige hands the candle slowly to Phoebe.) Oh.

Paige: Right. Sorry. My boobs are in the way. Can you put it into third for me?

Paige: Remember me? The girl with the melons... from the supermarket melons.

Paige: Options? We have two: Were screwed and were more screwed.

Paige: Ive never seen her like this, pal. You might wanna talk.

Paige: What? You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.

Paige: Call me butter, cause Im on a roll

[AngelPiper1329]

Piper:"Okay, Paige, lets go over our options."
Paige: "Options? We have two: we're screwed and we're more screwed."
Paige: My boobs are in the way, can you put it into 3rd for me?
Paige:got milk??? oooo i dont think so!
Paige: Pheobe gets to fight, Pheobe gets to levatate. I-I get to cook.
Phoebe: Paige, you want to come with us?
Paige: Sorry, I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.
Paige:(to the unicorn) Well your Spanish.Andale.
Paige:wait you were a demon and a lawyer? insert joke here!
Paige:you cant say demons followed by oh my god
im new at this im likely to panic
Phoebe: Yeah. You have a better idea?
Paige: Normally, yes. But sadly, this time, no.
7x20 Imaginary fiends

Paige: Our sister is missing.
Phoebe: And there are fifty jobs on the line if the paper does not come out.
Paige: Well, you can cancel the subscription to our house if the demons don't get out.
7x17 Scry hard

Leo: Where's Phoebe going?
Paige: Probably to a mental institution.
7x21 Death becomes them

Paige: This is your idea of a rah-rah speech? You're supposed to be cheering
her up, not pushing her off the ledge!
7x16 The seven year witch

Paige: Well, it looks as if the Elders had an original thought for once, because there's no precedence for what they've done to Leo.
7x16 The seven year witch

Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing ...
Chris: Ok. Do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
6x18 Spin city

[AngelPiper1329]

Paige: Hmm. Check it out. I can really, really only deal with one whacked-out sister at a time.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1

Piper: No. All I remember him saying is that he was leaving to become an Elder, and I wished him good luck.
Phoebe: That's it? That was your big good-bye?
Phoebe starts dialing.
Paige: Who are you calling, spells "r" us?
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1

Paige: No, I can't say as I did, but it's fun, you know? I get to work with my hands and it's kind of like nature and best of all, there's no magic. (Lupita looks strangely at Paige.)
Paige: Markers - magic markers. I'm crazy--crazy allergic.
6x04 Dirty blondes

Paige: Well, call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.
6x06 Fantasies in the flesh

Piper: What the hell is going on?
Paige: Bitch later, vanquish now.
6x07 Soul sister

Piper: Ok, so you want me to add "baby-sit the sword" and "mix vanquishing potion" to my never-ending to-do list?
Paige: Look, sword is stuck in the stone. You know it. I know it. The bad guys know it. And nobody's gonna get it out until King Arthur pulls it out, and when that happens, there'll be lots of fireworks.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot

Leo: Because only the ultimate power on earth can handle Excalibur. That's why the Lady stayed in the lake, to insulate herself from the power of the sword.
Paige: Ok, so we should find Piper and then drown her.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot

Paige: Owww!
Leo: Feeling any better?
Paige: No, I'm pretty sure "ow" signifies that I am not, in fact, feeling any better.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot

Phoebe: Wow. A magic-free life. You're the last witch in the world I'd expect that from.
Paige: It's not magic-free. It's just ... magic-lite.
6x11 Witchstock

Paige: Ok, you go get Phoebe, I'll go get Richard.
Piper: But what if he's infected, too?
Paige: Well, I'll save him, and then I'll kill him.
6x13 Used karma

Jinny: But you cannot handle him. Nobody can. He has a flying carpet and an army of forty thieves.
Phoebe: Thirty-eight. I vanquished two.
Paige: Let me guess. He wanted a crew and a nice ride. Original for a demon's wish, eh?
6x15 I dream of Phoebe

Phoebe: What? Are you kidding me? I--I just felt -- Paige: Pissed? Phoebe: Very.
Paige: Well, as someone who's seen Carrie -- both versions-- I'd say the reunion is over.
6x17 Hyde school reunion

Paige: Well, you've heard of recapturing your youth. I think Phoebe's youth is trying to capture her.
6x17 Hyde school reunion


Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing ...
Chris: Ok. Do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
6x18 Spin city

[AngelPiper1329]

Paige: You could've told us he was a Jedi Master warlock.
5x08 A witch in time

Leo: Because nobody knows where the fairy tale fortress is. It's location has been kept secret, even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?
5x03 Happily ever after

Piper: See? This is why we do not summon Darklighters to the house!
Paige: Noted. Now what the hell is going on with your powers, lady?
Piper: I don't know. I think my half-Whitelighter baby thought that fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.
Paige: Okay, we need to teach your also half-witch baby the joys of maiming
and killing demons.
5x04 Siren's song

Leo: I talked with the Elders. They don't know of any demon powerful enough to manipulate Cole.
Paige: Ooh, the Elders don't know anything, what a shock.
5x07 Sympathy for the demon

Paige: No, Phoebe leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
5x10 The mummy's tomb

Piper: Egypt? Phoebe is in Egypt?
Paige: On the bright side, we'll get to see the pyramids.
5x10 The mummy's tomb

Piper: Are you trying to help or are you just gonna ramble?
Paige: I'm just gonna ramble.
5x11 The importance of being Phoebe

Paige: I'd say Phoebe skipped straight from preoccupied to paranoid.
Leo: You're exaggerating.
Paige: Am I? Yesterday a balloon exploded and she stormed down here with a vanquishing potion.
5x14 Sand Francisco dreaming

Paige: Everybody is odd in San Francisco, that's why we fit in so well.
5x14 Sand Francisco dreaming

Paige: You know, this all started when El mystery mare arrived. Maybe she's a Trojan unicorn sent to suck away our magic.
5x15 Special delivery

Cronyn: Oh, don't worry, I hate good magic, fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.
Paige: Stand back, I think he's gonna break out in song.
5x15 Special delivery

Phoebe: "I thought I'd try again. How about Saturday night?" He is asking me out again.
Paige: Well, if you're gonna do it, I would go with Saturday, seeing as how
we'll probably be dead by then.
5x17 Lucky Charmed

Phoebe: Wait a minute, you just said something.
Paige: I did? Was it smart?
5x18 Cat house

Paige: Ehh! Gosh, what's that smell? I hope it's not breakfast.
Piper: I'm making an herbal sleep remedy.
Paige: Oh, remind me never to get insomnia.
5x19 Naughty nymphs

Nate: I think the eighth grade sort of sucks for everybody.
Paige: Yeah, mine just kinda sucked publicly
5x20 Sense and sense abilit

[AngelPiper1329]

Phoebe: Okay, devil's advocate, until we figure out how powerful they are, we shouldn't use you as bait.
Paige: Witch's advocate, there are evil gods running around on the loose that we should eliminate before Wyatt gets home.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1

Elders will all be dead and we'll own the heavens. (Piper, Phoebe and Paige appear.) Who are you?
Paige: The Supremes.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1

Phoebe: Or how about this one. I'm gonna go check with the Elders. Do you actually thinks he checks with the Elders?
Paige: Ha! No, he probably just orbs to a sports bar and buys his buddies rounds of drinks. (in a manly voice) Yeah, my wife thinks I'm up there. Here's to the Elders.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1

Paige: You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
4x03 Hell hath no fury

Paige: Forget that. What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get wrinkly? Does algae pose as a personal hygiene problem.
5x01 A witch's tail, part 1

Phoebe: Look, I am not a common goldfish. I can not ignore the call of the sea.
Paige: Well, the call of the common bathtub is just gonna have to do.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2

Paige (to Piper): Minor setback? The room is on fire! You're supposed to be figuring out a way to vanquish Necron, not yourself.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2

Paige: Phoebe gets to fight. Phoebe gets to levitate. I - I get to cook.
4x04 Enter the demon

Glen: Who are they?
Paige: The soon to be ex-sisters I was telling you about.
4x06 A knight to remember

Paige: Thank God chivalry is dead. He is getting on my last nerve.
4x06 A knight to remember

[TutorGirl]

Paige: I don't think we're getting out of this one, girls

Piper: You know being a super-mom can be surprisingly satisfying.
Paige: Don't forget, you're really his super legal guardian.
Piper: And are there any other soft spots you'd like to poke at while you're here?

Paige: So ladies, how are we enjoying our demon free exsistence, so far?

[miraclebaby]

Good afternoon. ^_^ One of mine is:

Paige: Right on. I get the weekend off. (The Muse episode)

[TutorGirl]

Who are you calling, spells "r" us?

Leo: Because only the ultimate power on earth can handle Excalibur. That's why the Lady stayed in the lake, to insulate herself from the power of the sword.
Paige: Okay, so we should find Piper and then drown her.

Paige: Owww!
Leo: Feeling any better?
Paige: No, I'm pretty sure "ow" signifies that I am not, in fact, feeling any better.

Paige: Okay, you go get Phoebe, I'll go get Richard.
Piper: But what if he's infected, too?
Paige: Well, I'll save him, and then I'll kill him.

Paige: Well, as someone who's seen Carrie -- both versions-- I'd say the reunion is over.

Leo: Because nobody knows where the fairy tale fortress is. It's location has been kept secret, even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?

Piper: Egypt? Phoebe is in Egypt?
Paige: On the bright side, we'll get to see the pyramids.

Paige: I'd say Phoebe skipped straight from preoccupied to paranoid.
Leo: You're exaggerating.
Paige: Am I? Yesterday a balloon exploded and she stormed down here with a vanquishing potion.

[PipernChristyAngel]

Paige: Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave...
Piper: Messing around?
Paige: Yeah, having sex.
Piper: Oh.
Paige: See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
Paige: Ugh, I don't want to know that either.

Paige: [walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Cole: She flashed.
Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.

Paige: You used to be a demon *and* a lawyer?
Cole: Yeah.
Paige: Insert joke here

Phoebe: I think I found the demon. Oh my god...
Paige: What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.

Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.

Leo: Because nobody knows where it is. Its location has been kept secret even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?

Piper: Wow, prenatal yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends.
Paige: You're mean.

Leo: As your whitelighter, I'd say go with your instincts.
Paige: Okay.
Leo: But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters would be pure suicide.
Paige: Great. You've really helped clarify this issue.

[littlemermaid]

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